townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I want to write a medieval fantasy for Sean Bean where he has a nice day and things go well."

renlybaratheawesome:

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

idreamofjimmy:

neyruto:

i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron 

Did someone say romance

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batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

princess3hunna:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*