15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot

waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper