my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
"ur such a qt"
am I calling you cute?
or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?
you’ll never know
it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”