"I just wish your grandfather were here to see this."

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

faroresmemory:

"ur such a qt"

am I calling you cute?

or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?

you’ll never know

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”